- Paraguayball – Best friend! I created a treaty that would help his citzens if he ceased to exist after being raped and tortured.
- Brazilball- Cool friend, he helps me on fighting against drugs and FARCball. HUE is good. But I AM OF BEST COFFEE PRODUCER!!!!!!
- Peruball – Cool parcero. In the past we had a brief war, bt now we forgot that. We suffered of guerillas and nowadays we suffer of drug trade. We both can into Pacific Aliance and bilateral cooperation. In 2017 we decided to let Chile out of the World Cup and had a draw in our match. Also, he has a lot of colombians living in his clay.
- Ecuadorball- Shy little brother.
- Lebanonball- Helped him by letting Lebanese immigrants enter here! Best friend in the Middle East, by the way! My cousin’s former president is Lebanese.
- Netherlandsball- Smoking buddy
- South Koreaball- Saved his ass in the 50s, both op having problem with commie neighbors. (I understand you parce.) We both hate Japanball so we’re FINE. But, get away your Kpop music from me!
- Panamaball- Son
- Spainball- Mother
- USAball- Helps me against drug lords
- Philippinesball – He is my brother from the other side of the Pacific Ocean. We both hate drug lords but I still remember Miss Universe 2015. At least Ariadna Gutierrez is not a sore loser. We are still good friends unlike your brother and we both hate Venezuelaball. (And you beat Venezuela in Miss Universe 2018. I am proud of you, brother.) We also share the same red shade.
- Franceball – Good European friend she also makes the best baguette.
- El Salvadorball – I play the best music of Aniceto Molina and his people in his clay love the music.
- Armeniaball – I recognize his genocide and also there is a city in my clay that is the same name as yours.
- Uruguayball – Another smoking buddy
- Jamaicaball – Another smoking buddy
- Russiaball – Stop supporting that evil dictator Maduro. You stole half of my flag! But we are neutral because we both hate Japanball.
- North Koreaball – He’s making peace with South Koreaball which is a sign of relief but stop being friends with Venezuelaball. At least we both hate Japanball.
- Saudi Arabiaball – We both hate Italyball because he is an Axis Power and we both hate Polandball, BUT STOP PERSECUTING CATHOLICS!!! THEY ARE INNOCENT!!!
- ISISball – NOBODY LOVES YOU STOP TERRORIZING PEOPLE!!!
- FARCball – GET THE FUCK OUT OF AMERICAS YOU STUPID COMMIE !!! FLAG STEALER!
- AUCball – PARACOS SONS OF A BITCH!!! YOU KILLED MORE THAN 94,000 COLOMBIAN COMPATRIOTS, IN ADDITION TO HELPING THE DRUG TRAFFICKERS!!!
Drug traffickers – THEIR MAFIAS ARE RUINING COLOMBIA! REMOVER DRUGS!
Pablo Escobar – The worst drug trafficker in the history of Colombia.
- Nicaraguaball – Evil Illuminati commie.
- Venezuelaball – Evil ´´Communist´´ Bolivarian Brother! AREPAS ARE MY INVENTION HUEVON! STOP SUPPORTING FARC TERRORISTAS !!! USA WILL REMOVE YOU FOOLISH COMMIE BUTTHOLE!!!!!!(You forgot that I’m pretty much helping your people hermano) REMOVE MADURO AND REMOVE BOLIVARIANISM. FLAG STEALER!
- Polandball – REMEMBER 2018!?!? HAHA 0-3?!? I DEFEAT YOU STUPID KURWA!!!! (Poland celebrates his 100th birthday in 2018.)
- Senegalball – HAHA 0-1?!? I DEFEAT YOU!!!!
- Japanball – FUCK YOU, 1-2 I will never forget! I WILL BANNED YOUR STUPID ANIMES ON MY CLAY! REMOVE!
- Indonesiaball – I do not understand. I tried to remove drug lords but he still thinks that I use drugs.
- Texasball – The same thing I said to Indonesiaball. And stop stealing my friend’s flag.
- Steve Harvey – Remember ? You are the reason why I lost to Pia Wurtzbach!
- Germanyball – Pia Wurtzbach is of ! Also, you defeated my cousin in football! I remember 7-1! At least South Koreaball defeated you! Get straight!
- Corona Virus – OK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M IN TOP 10 INFECTED. GO ROT.